So last week we asked you to name some characters from speculative fiction you thought you really shouldn’t like, but did.
This week we have some answers for you. If you haven’t done the quiz, go and do it now.
I used to be a hero, until I got tortured. Now I’m the torturer. I’m good at my job. I hurt people, I force them to confess (even if they didn’t do it). I am grumpy.
Oh, and I hate stairs.
A measure of how well readers love a character is at author talks, when lots of the audience ask specific questions about one character.
The first time I heard Joe Abercrombie talk was at GenreCon Australia. Come question time, it seemed that all anyone wanted to talk about was Sand dan Glokta, from Abercrombie’s First Law trilogy. You could tell, from the way the audience reacted to both the questions and the answers, that they loved Glokta.
And you have to admit, he is a great character. Even though he does torture people. You even make excuses for him. He’s in pain all the time, he was tortured himself.
I’m a convicted killer and a thief. I supposedly once gouged a man’s eyes out, just for fun.
I’m the last surviving member of a bikie gang that terrorized the Barbary Coast of California.
The government offers me a pardon if I take a shipment of drugs across country.
Here’s a perfect example of a character who has a reputation that doesn’t gel with who he is.
Hell Tanner, from Roger Zelazny’s Damnation Alley. He’s the opposite of the unreliable narrator. It’s external people who say he’s one thing, he behaves in another way. That is, we’re told he’s a monster, murder and rapist (and no doubt he is), but we see him as a someone who loves his brother, and tries to stop him going into danger.
One of us is a burglar, the other a hitman. We’re partners, and we help out a private investigator on occasion.
We’re on the side of angels, although the angels don’t necessarily believe this is an entirely positive thing.
Louis and Angel, from John Connolly’s Charlie Parker series of books.
These are two more characters popular with readers. I first heard about Louis and Angel when I went to a dinner organised by one of our bookstores, Dymock’s. John gave a talk. A member of the audience wanted to talk about Louis and Angel. You could hear from the response of the other people in the room that it was a popular question.
Sherylyn, who has since read some of the Charlie Parker books, agrees. Louis and Angel are great.
They even get their own book, in The Reapers.
I’m a seven-foot skeleton. I wear a black robe, and carry a scythe.
Easy? Duh? But which one am I?
I have a granddaughter, Susan, and an apprentice named Mort.
Death, from Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series.
What else can I say?
Except that Death is a great character.
I am a former lawyer. I lost my girlfriend to another man, and keep trying to get her back. I’m nice to my dog, I let him push the button to set off the explosives.
I sort of wish we could write characters like Jack Holloway, from John Scalzi’s Fuzzy Nation. I don’t think a lot of Jack, and I still can’t work out if he’s deliberately written to be a decent man who hides the fact that he does a decent thing behind a facade wisecracking and moral unpleasantness, or whether I just didn’t like him much.
I sort of don’t wish we could write them, too, because Jack wasn’t a great person. The closest we’d get to someone like that is Jordan Rossi (in the unpublished Acquard stories, not in Linesman.)
Or maybe not.
Loved the book, didn’t know what to think about Jack, even after the story finished.
How did you go?
Incidentally, if you ever get a chance to hear either Joe Abercrombie or John Connolly talk, go along. They’re both great speakers.
2 replies on “Answers to last week’s quiz”
RE Jack Holloway – you need to go all the way back to H Beam Piper’s original Little Fuzzy to really find out about Jack. Wow; didn’t know anyone still wrote Fuzzy books!
I read Little Fuzzy when I was at school. Don’t remember it at all. I might see if I can get hold of a copy.
Scalzi’s cover of it was well done.